You know when you're addicted to EVE when...

[Zaakath Rahl]

When u comment about a junker car as being Minmatar built.......

Ive done this. Was best because I had RL friends that play there and they cracked up.

[Brionos]

... you wonder how to fit a point and web to your motorcycle for the commute to work..

... you breakup with the girlfriend and suddenly realize how many hours there are in the day to play eve..

[Toninu]

.. when you look for the UNDOCK button on the car dashboard instead of opening the car door!

[Sritha]

A couple of months ago, I passed a delivery truck on the highway labeled "Amarr Doors," and I thought about crossing the median to suicide gank it.

[CaptKirkIII]

[Tazerz]

A couple of months ago, I passed a delivery truck on the highway labeled "Amarr Doors," and I thought about crossing the median to suicide gank it.

...As in jump from your car on top of the truck, screaming "ELITIST SCUUUUM" ?

[Quordan]

... while packing you are convinced you could fit more stuff into the truck if only you could put more boxes inside of boxes.

[Tazerz]

LOL! Aw I love the notification you get when you try and put a GSC inside a GSC

[XOS Psymon]

...You are in the Subway, then someone ask you How many Steps this person need to reach, and you anszer him/her "You'll reach in 3 jumps sir"

Psymon.

[DoctorVenkman]

...you are involved in a car accident and immediately jump out of the car and run away so you wont get podded.

[XOS Psymon]

...when, you wanna go to the mall to refill your car with gas, and your wife ask you "where are you going love?" and you answer her back "I going to Jita to Buy some fuel for my Carrier"

... when you are in a commercial centre, you've just bought some expensive stuff, and you ask to someone if the next gate is clear.

[SicSemperTyrannis]

... your psychologist joins your corp

[calaive]

... your psychologist joins your corp

damn....

[Zaakath Rahl]

... your psychologist joins your corp

You win. (So far)

[Waddo]

You ask your insurance agent what the payout is on your car. (I haven't done this but it's crossed my mind)

Your wife wants implants and you're thinking +4's