When you played too much EVE

****Anyone can post here, regardless of their corp affiliation.****
Post Reply
StoeriXoR
Wannabe l337
Posts: 39
Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:07 pm
Location: The Graduates

When you played too much EVE

Post by StoeriXoR »

--Asking People for a Threaded waypoint map when you cant find the red light district.
--Hey! I got an Type-D ALtered SS Ford Sierra Ya kNOW!
--In the bar; Thx mate! whats this! It tasts like Drone Cappilary fluid!
--Hey m8ies iam going to log....err
--In the supermarket: WTF? just 20 isk?
--when criminal aims a gun to you: Please spare me! ALL my implants!

And there r load more to tell. I bet you guys can beat me with this! Lets get it hillarious!! hehe
Saka Mizuno
I need a life
Posts: 952
Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 5:34 pm
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Saka Mizuno »

I actually had a dream last night, where I was bringing my Brutix on a fleet op and the FC started yelling at me for not bringing a battleship and was threatening to kick TGRAD out of MM. O.O
Image
Chin LoPan
Forum Whore Xtreme
Posts: 4193
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:43 pm
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Chin LoPan »

Telling your wife you didn't pass her the ball (co-ed soccer) because she was aggro'd by a defender...
Achari Shadow
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:47 pm
Location: The Graduates
Contact:

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Achari Shadow »

When you're about to leave for a family trip:

"Honey, call down the drones; we're leaving!"
Image
Shinma Apollo
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 473
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:27 am
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Shinma Apollo »

When ganked comes into your common lingo.

When "All aboard the failtrain!" is your common response to bad ideas.

When hitting on chick at the bar, and indicating that you're going for her by gesturing to your friend and saying, "She's primary"

When you start thinking of the cost of things, but for some reason, in your head, you think isk not dollars.
Sallah Hernandes
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 335
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:07 am
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Sallah Hernandes »

When someone is boring you in work and you try to crtl-q out of there.
Achari Shadow
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:47 pm
Location: The Graduates
Contact:

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Achari Shadow »

When you're trying to figure out what to wear to an event and you think of going over your fittings.

When you think about fitting a nano module on your auto when just about every other car is passing by you on the freeway.

When you're out on a road trip and think how many jumps it would take to get there.

When you think that the city streets are empire space, and the open road as low-sec or 0.0.

When you set up a business long-distance meeting or conference using TeamSpeak or Ventrillo.
Image
Jenny Starfighter
Forum Whore
Posts: 1022
Joined: Wed May 16, 2007 6:49 am
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Jenny Starfighter »

When you see a schoolclass ready to get on your bus, and think "Oh, this is going to lag"
Image
Shinma Apollo
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 473
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:27 am
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Shinma Apollo »

Three words: Losing docking rights
Sallah Hernandes
Forum PvP Master
Posts: 335
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:07 am
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by Sallah Hernandes »

Shinma Apollo wrote:Three words: Losing docking rights
(in game) or with the g/f?
StoeriXoR
Wannabe l337
Posts: 39
Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:07 pm
Location: The Graduates

Re: When you played too much EVE

Post by StoeriXoR »

rofl
Post Reply