I'm outraged

[Belid Hagen]

Ronan Teisdari > did you ever get your password on the forum fixed?
Belid Hagen > no
Ronan Teisdari > should work for ya

and what do i get? "Friends of TGRAD" access !!!

This injustice must not be tolerated. I call upon all TGRAD's with a sence of justice to support me in my quest for renewed access to this holy forum, and with your support to overthrow the tyrant at the helm of this once great corporation, ushering in a new era of prosperity, justice and totalitarian rule by my hand. Which this corp is truly in need of since my departure.


Sincerly, Your benign dictator (in exile)
Belid

[Chin LoPan]

And we meant to give you the secret "Enemies of TGRAD" access...

[Saka Mizuno]

I, for one, welcome our Belid as our new overlord.

[Soldara]

Access can be granted...


for a small fee.

[AnarchistUK]

pwnd... or to quote the words of a goon "I too, am gay"

[Jenny Starfighter]

Who are you and what are you doing in my forum?

[Achari Shadow]

+1

Is there a new rule on access I'm not aware of? I'm currently limited to Friends of TGRAD Chat... so I'm just a "friend", huh? It's kinda heart-breaking...

[Helsir Qyrdun]

No one likes you, nub.

[Shinma Apollo]

I too, am diminished.

[Kiell Amor]

Dear Sir,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me
since you do not know me personally. The purpose of my
introduction is that I am Kiell Amor, an associate of
Belid Hagen,the most popular and benevolent dictator
who was recently deposed in the dispute in TGRAD.

I got your contact through network online hence
decided to write you. Before the deposing of Belid,
he had taken me out of TGRAD to deposit
the sum of 9.4 billion ISK in a private holding corp,
as he foresaw the looming danger in TGRAD
this money was deposited in holding corp director wallet to
avoid much demurrage from evil deposers.

It is against this background that, I and Belid
fled TGRAD for fear of our lives and are currently
seeking political asylum and moreso have decided to
transfer TGRADs money to a more reliable foreign
account. Since CCP law requires 3 directors
to be involved in any financial transaction, I am saddled
with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign
account where this money could be transferred.
As a businessman,I am seeking for a
partner who I have to entrust my future and of Belid
in his hands, I must let you know that this
transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me
and Belid,all I want you to do for me, is to
arrangements within the holding corp to clear the
consignment(funds) from the director wallet as i have
already given directives for
the consignment to be brought to individual director accounts.

I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to
have certain percentage of the ISK for nominating
your account for this transaction.
Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper
profitable investment of the ISK.
Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me.
I have also mapped out 5% of this ISK for all kinds
of expensesincurred in the process of this
transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am
willing to give you 15% of the ISK while the
remaining 80% will be for Belid and me investment.
Contact me with E-mail on this forum while I implore you
to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this
transaction.

Yours Faithfully,
From the desk of Kiell Amor in Nigeria

[Kalmanaka]

hilariously evil

[Chin LoPan]

LMAO! Hmmm...9.4B isk? Didn't we spend that on the Directors Lounge and Spa in our new Outpost?

[Soldara]

Pretty sure Ronan spent that on some drapes and a new wastepaper basket for his office in F-G.

[Damagran]

Actually, I believe it was the solid gold toilet seat for his office bathroom that Ronan spent that isk on

[Velanth]

Is this the thread where we use our alts to boost our ego?