Okay, so the rules are simple:
- You may only post three words at a time
- No double posting
- Commas, full stops, colons and the like are allowed (welcomed, in fact!) anywhere in your sentence, for instance if the last post was "a bite from", you could say "the cheeseburger. Subsequently"
- Make it as colourful and as obscure as you want \o/
I'll try and archive our story ever 2-3 pages for you all to read with pride

GO GO GO!
[EDIT] FIRST STORY

Once there was a great legend, one so unbelievable that even he had so much trouble believing it. Nobody knew leprechauns have existed since the prehistoric times. One peculiar feature of these creatures is that they have no thumbs. You might be curious how they dance the leprechaun on one leg while on fire. The answer is they are fireproof. Why would they set themselves on fire like idiots?! You will notice the leprechauns also have BIG hairy very strange looking ears, which can help them protect tiny iced doughtnuts from the big mean doughnut thiefs. Now on this serious topic of strange deformed leprechauns, one must accept certain amounts of lies, chilli powder, when inhaled by Leprachauns causes lying! So in summary, NEVER! approach a chilli powder sniffing, doughnut hoarding Leprechaun!