Three Word Story!

[somafiend]

of Honolulu, Hawaii.

[Quordan]

His manager initially

[Waddo]

cowered in the

[Tazerz]

water cooler somehow,

[Waddo]

while Mojo began

[Tazerz]

doing unsavory things

[Quordan]

to the beloved

[somafiend]

mascot ewe, Pepper.

[Waddo]

The sound of

[Quordan]

his footsteps would

[Waddo]

be muffled by

[Tazerz]

distant, desperate bleating

[Quordan]

from hundreds of

[Waddo]

drunken, gravity deprived

[Quordan]

and very confused